are we really fucking real right now
The guy wasn’t even resisting, the officer just walked up to him and choked him for no reason
yeah that’s not good but you definitely missed the point of the post
god i see so many people tagging this with #police brutality and.. nothing else.. like someone who reads a book and only comprehends the literal parts of the writing. the point is that an officer who chokes (yes, terrible, but not mortal) a white guy gets immediate repercussions but when a black kid gets murdered by a police officer people raise a $250k reward for him and he hasn’t even been charged with anything yet. This isn’t just police brutality, this is anti-black racism at its most obvious and some of you are willfully ignoring that. Sad.
This is the greatest tweet in the history of tweets
TUESDAY 8/19: Ferguson PD presented a table full of fabricated evidence at this morning’s press conference - allegedly seized from protestors and stopped cars. The Colt 45 Molotov with a white bandana was the crowning glory, turns out you can’t even buy glass 40’s in Missouri. Stay classy, FPD
I seriously think white supremacist are coming in the area to frame the protesters, but it could just be the cops.
Remind me what the difference is in this situation between the cops and white supremacists? The line is awfully fuzzy in Ferguson right now….
Surprised they didn’t show my posts to that picture explaining the fake aging methods used on that bottle.
This is the one time of year that I love wasps.
Not because the wasps themselves get any nicer. They’re horrid little creatures year round. No, it’s because I have a couple of big apple trees out back, and late August, early September is when the apples start ripening.
Now, if you don’t harvest your own fruit, there are two things you need to know about apples.
The first thing you need to know about apples is that, when apples get ripe, they tend to fall from the tree at the slightest breeze.
I often work late at the office; by the time I get home, there are piles of apples scattered everywhere - and sure enough, the wasps are out in force, gorging themselves on the fruit. When I go to clean up the windfallen apples, the wasps naturally do the “rawr, I’ma fuck you up!” routine for which wasps are known.
The second thing you need to know about apples is that they ferment very rapidly in the late August heat.
So: the wasps try to come at me, but they’re too drunk to fly. They get about an inch off the ground, then faceplant directly into the turf, flip over onto their backs, and lay there, legs twitching in the air as they try in vain to find something to sting.
Perhaps I’m a man of simple pleasures, but I bust up laughing every. single. time.
(american voice) hairy padder
is that how we sound omfg
(british voice) ‘arry pouhta
(australian voice) hay putta
(filipino voice) hari paterr
(canadian voice) hairee pawterr
(arab voice) heerry bootar
(malfoy voice) POTTER!
(dumbledore voice) HARRY DIDJA PUT YA NAME IN DA GOBLET OF FIYAH